4.29.2008

SUBMISSION REMINDER

We continue to get more and more submissions - stunning work, too - but alas, we can't publish everything.

This is just a reminder that if your piece isn't chosen one week, it could on another. The editorial process is subjective and is often based on the overall issue, just as with any other publication.

So keep it up. Our readers need you!!

4.08.2008

How Things Were

by Doug Mathewson
56 words



Family called us difficult children. School and the neighbors called us worse.

"Your mother's nerves can’t take it," Dad would angrily yell.
Late at night, I would squirt lighter fluid on our boots, my sister would strike the match, and we would run screaming through the house.

Stunts like these just made our folks nuts.





Doug Mathewson writes very short fiction that occasionally finds itself being essay or poetry. He is current project is "True Stories From Imaginary Lives." He has been published most recently by PenPricks Micro-fiction, Creative Soup,and Tuesday Shorts. His poetry will appear in the March issue of eMuse-zine.

More of his work is available at his own blog, www.little2say.org

Copyright © 2008 Doug Mathewson

A Day in the Life: The Guinness Counter

by Cicily Janus
100 words



A thousand words a minute.
5a.m. flight to Bangor, Maine.
More words than anticipated: 1,259.4
Winner: by default. Her competition--asthmatic.

The breathless could have won, gasping out, inhaler! Good last word. The other woman chattered, the winded collapsed. I laughed--sick, twisted laughter.

Last week: World’s longest conga line--New York City. CEO announces 20% salary increase, complete outbreak of idiocy.

Count: (people, dogs, canaries) 2,450.
Deaths: 1.
Report doesn’t mention it. Death warrants disqualification.
Tomorrow: Hotdogs--Weingarten, Germany.
Hot Dogs to be digested: 110.
I’ll be there.
I’m the senior Counter—part of the absurdity; an out-numbered oddball.







Cicily Janus is a writer in Colorado Springs, CO. Her writing has appeared in many online and print journals. For a complete listing of her projects, both writing and otherwise, you may visit her website at: www. cicilyjanus. net Cicily is also hosting a writers retreat in Vail, Colorado this fall with award winning authors and editors. Visit the retreat website at: http://www.freewebs.com/literaryretreat4couples
or on myspace at:
http://www.myspace.com/writingaway

Copyright © 2008 Cicily Janus

For the Record

by Noel Sloboda
66 words

While studying Stein manuscripts at the Beinecke library, Beth turned out to be a poor steward of history. Taking notes, she used red pen, which leaked onto the precious pages of the Mama of Dada.

Beth’s guilt was great, only mitigated by the implausible hope that a future scholar, studying the same pages, might mistake the origin of the accidental mark and conclude Stein bled ink.



Noel Sloboda lives in Pennsylvania, where he serves as dramaturg for the Harrisburg Shakespeare Festival and teaches at Penn State York. His writing has appeared in venues based in the United States, the United Kingdom, New Zealand, and Canada. Look for recent work in Chronogram, Vulcan, Keyhole Magazine, bottle rockets, Gentle Strength Quarterly, Poems Niederngasse, and Pen Pusher. He is also busy with a collection forthcoming from sunnyoutside.

Copyright © 2008 Noel Sloboda

4.06.2008

Stolen Lunch

by Sarah Holland
100 words



Lightning necklaces the sky as Cordell Reno dashes into the bushes with a lunch sack stolen off the WPA supervisors’ truck. He’d lifted each bag, comparing, then grabbed the heaviest one. I’ll get found out...the drive boss will can me for sure. Work’s scarce, but he doesn’t care. He hasn’t eaten anything but flour all week, and his stomach is scraping up against the back of his spine.

"We’re poor people, son. We got our own laws," his dad says.

Safely hidden with his prize, mouth watering, he opens the bag.

Inside is a bunch of black walnuts, and a hammer.





Sarah Holland lives in Maine. Her fiction has appeared at Six Sentences.


Copyright © 2008 Sarah Holland

the first date

by Louise Yeiser
16 words


oh my god the look on his face when i told him i didn’t eat fish.








louise yeiser is a freelance writer, studying creative nonfiction at the university of pittsburgh, who doesn’t go out much.


Copyright © 2008 Louise Yeiser

Shake ‘N Jake

by Mike Reczek
95 words


"What’s for dinner, Mom?

"Shake ’N Jake!"

"Awesome! Hey, Dad--Mom’s making Shake ’N Jake!"

"Shake ’N Jake? What’s that, honey?"

"Shake ’N Jake is a quick and easy meal that’s perfect for the whole family! Jake comes fully dismembered and disemboweled for convenient choosing of the body part you want! Simply shake the contents in the freeze-loc bag for tasty seasoning and place in the microwave! Who’s ready for Shake ’N Jake?"

"Me! I want an arm!"

"I’ll take a leg!"

"And I’ll have the lymph nodes!"


Shake ’N Jake: THE ULTIMATE WHITE MEAT!





Mike Reczek is a TEFL teacher currently working in Taiwan. He has been to Hong Kong, Singapore, the Philippines, and Jakarta and, to his knowledge, and never willingly eaten Shake ’N Jake.


Copyright © 2008 Mike Reczek

3.13.2008

Untitled by Kelly Irmen

87 words


She could not understand what he was still doing alive. She glared at him and said, "I wanted you to vanish into the box-spring once I had gone."

She always listened to his fingers plucking at the strings. And it seemed almost insect-like, the arch and jerky movements of his fingers- like something substantially small working its way through an over-grown landscape.

The courtyard is silent until a screen door opens and kids burst forth screaming to play tag. It is like watching a building give birth.



Copyright 2008 Kelley Irmen

The Unique Sound Properties of Ethylene Glycol by F. John Sharp

94 words


Tyrus heard about the accident when he was at work. In front of his house, all that's left are tiny glass pieces and the coolant reservoir with a kinked hose attached. He picks it up; it's vibrating. The hose straightens and he hears something leaking out. He puts the end to his ear—it's crying, screaming, calling for mommy. There're sirens, and voices of EMT's prying off the door and strapping the driver to a gurney and covering her face. Tyrus puts his thumb over the end, hugs the container, and closes his eyes.




F. John Sharp has published in print in Peninsular, Snow Monkey, GUD: Greatest Uncommon Denominator, Birmingham Arts Journal and Opium, and online in Eclectica, Pindeldyboz, Salt River Review, Paumanok Review, and Lunarosity, among others. His poetry appeared in the anthology, 'An Eye for an Eye Makes the Whole World Blind,' published by Regent Press. He has worked as an associate editor for the literary journals, Night Train and Story Garden, and is the fiction editor for Right Hand Pointing. He has also been nominated for a Pushcart Prize.



Copyright © 2008 F. John Sharp

Cheers to Sylvia Plath by Timothy Gager

99 words

We all tied one on after you told me that you lost the baby and how the ultra sound showed an empty sack and debris floating around.

"I'm really drunk," you said as almost daddy started warning us about addictions and the loss of creative geniuses "gone too soon." Peeking over my scotch, the ice-cubes imploded when he said, "Imagine if they were alive. Hendrix, Janis....Sylvia Plath…"

I hadn't opened my mouth much until I said, "It would really fuck up the head in the oven poem I wrote." I'm no genius but I've lived to say inappropriate things.


Timothy Gager has been widely published in print and electronic journals. He lives at www.timothygager.com.


Copyright © 2008 Timothy Gager