4.06.2008

Shake ‘N Jake

by Mike Reczek
95 words


"What’s for dinner, Mom?

"Shake ’N Jake!"

"Awesome! Hey, Dad--Mom’s making Shake ’N Jake!"

"Shake ’N Jake? What’s that, honey?"

"Shake ’N Jake is a quick and easy meal that’s perfect for the whole family! Jake comes fully dismembered and disemboweled for convenient choosing of the body part you want! Simply shake the contents in the freeze-loc bag for tasty seasoning and place in the microwave! Who’s ready for Shake ’N Jake?"

"Me! I want an arm!"

"I’ll take a leg!"

"And I’ll have the lymph nodes!"


Shake ’N Jake: THE ULTIMATE WHITE MEAT!





Mike Reczek is a TEFL teacher currently working in Taiwan. He has been to Hong Kong, Singapore, the Philippines, and Jakarta and, to his knowledge, and never willingly eaten Shake ’N Jake.


Copyright © 2008 Mike Reczek

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