The Art of Aging Gracefully
by Sabrina Stoessinger
98 Words
I've got big plans for my face. As I age I wish to look as surprised as possible; though to achieve this the doctor's may need to carve up my facial muscles like a holiday turkey.
Having my eyebrows relocated to my hairline is what I'm aiming for. As for my eyes, I'd like all the wrinkles pulled out. Conceivably, the corner of my lids should reach my temples. My lips need to be injected with mammal fat until I'm mistaken for an allergy victim in desperate need of epinephrine.
Yes, by sixty I should be quite becoming.
Copyright 2008 Sabrina Stoessinger
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